I’ve Come to Save the World from Blog Block

I’ve created a blog, and now I don’t know what to write. Can you help me, The Sweet, Pretty The El Guapo?

Love,
Sweet, new blogger person.

I can help you Sweet, new blogger person. For a successful blog, you have to keep your readers in mind. You have to give the readers what they want. “What,” you ask, “do readers want?” Well, I might ask you the same question. Since you didn’t, neither will I*. I will answer it though.

Readers want something to read. That means you gotta give them something to read. That’s what I do every day of Mildred**, except for two. I give the reader something to read. Sometimes I give the reader nothing to read, but at least that’s something.

When I created my blog, I wondered when I would run out of stuff to say, and that was pretty much all I had to say. So I did. Then, I created a Word file in which I write every single stupid blog topic idea that comes into The El Guapo’s brain and mine. When I get a chance, I go through it and expand upon the one ones that I can. When I say “expand,” I don’t mean a kitty. I like kitty humor. Not as much as monkey humor though. Monkey humor is the absolute best humor imaginable. Almost.

But I digest. Do you? Then I started adding theme topics, so that I can kinda repeat the same crap over and over and over. Should I say “and over” again? I think not.

And over. I did it anyway. Take that, Evil doer.

Now I have written more stuff than I can write. I have an endless supply of material for readers (or non-readers) to read (or not read) for the next week or so, as long as we all realize it won’t go over a couple minutes. That, my dear human/nonhuman, is what readers like and dislike most about reading and/or not reading.

I hope this answers your question. If not, rephrase the question in a way that it is answered by my response. Otherwise it may be a stupid question or just an incorrect question.