Thursday, June 30, 2005

Way to go Ben!! Also

I’d also like to congratulate Benjamin Franklin on discovering electricity. I don’t think that the whole “electrical power” thing will really ever take off here in America, but he at least proved that only good things can come from drinking a lot and flying kites in a thunderstorm.

Way to go, Ben!

Strangest Thing I've Said Today

Voodoo dolls? I love Voodoo dolls! I mean...I love voodoo. I love dolls. It should only follow that I would love voodoo dolls.

What's wrong with
me?

Friday, June 24, 2005

Congrats Lance Armstrong!

I’d also like to be the first to congratulate Lance Armstrong on winning what I think will be the first of at least three or four Tour de Frances. I bet if that kid keeps it up, he’ll be really good bicycle rider some day.

An Engaging time for Engagements

Let me be the first to congratulate my good friends Scott and Lisa on their real good engagement to marry themselves together! I’m very Shaynehappy for them both of the.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Time

Time is just an illusion created by those who want us to be on it.

Fight the power.

Bash the clocks.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Lost

Pleased to meet you. I'm sad. I lost my file. THE famous file. The one I mention here.

So now I have to start everything over. It's all right off the top of my head, like a bad cut. I feel about as graceful as a three-legged moose. There worked it in.

My stock is down. I feel just the slighted pang of panic in the deepest regions of my gut. That's where it will stay though, because I saw "Batman Begins," and I'm not afraid of bats anymore.

Well, not the flying rodent. I DO still fear the bats that you use for hitting baseballs. They scare me.

My take on "Rio"

Here's my take on Duran Duran's "Rio." And you thought it couldn't be done acoustically.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Dogs are Stupid, but they're still smarter than me.

If I say "Paris Hilton nude", will my blog show up in more Google searches?

It doesn't really matter, because I would NEVER resort to such tactics as using phrases like "Nicole Kidman Naked" just generate to blog traffic. That's cheap and wrong, and I refuse to do it.

I used to laugh at how stupid my dog is. She is a constant tail chaser. She'll run tiny circles in the living room or dining room hours at a time.


You can see the disappointment in her eyes each time she catches her tail and seems to wonder, "What's so great about that? hmm..I wonder what cat poop tastes like."

A few minutes later, she’s right back at it.

Yesterday it hit me. I do the same thing every day. Many of us do the same thing every day. It seems like we go in and work every day, just so we’ll have enough money to work the next day. What’s that about?

Towards what are we working?

To be continued…

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Stock Rising?

Nope.

Why is there work? Jay?