Thursday, May 12, 2005

I’m Come to Save the World from Bad Sith

If you’re a bad Sith, does that mean you’re good?

Thank you,
Closet bad Sith


This is an excellent question that comes from a Jay and/or a Ray. Maybe both. If you don’t believe me then look deep, deep inside your left side and remember the answer you questioned.

First, since the Sith doesn’t really exist in what I like to call “here,” we’ll assume that question asking person is speaking metaphorically. Metaphorically speaking, since Sith’s don’t exist here, I will answer your question.

In order to accurately answer this question with the proper facts and/or my opinion, we must first agree on what I Sith is.


I, for one, don’t really know. I can’t really say that I care.

Now that we all know or don’t know what a Sith is, we must assume that we don’t know if being a bad Sith makes one good. Assuming, of course, we know what good is. This is sort of what I refer to as an “answer back/back answer question-the-answer question with or without an answer.” Ergo, not knowing this is why Jay or/and Ray—or both—asked his/her question. Double Ergo, the answer must be either forthcoming or next.

Let’s assume the answer is next. If so, then here it is:

“No.”

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